Apparently, my daily diet is known in athletic circles as “carb loading.”
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 4, 2015
Can you imagine the type of monster that eats a suggested serving size?
— beth can't with this (@bourgeoisalien) June 16, 2015
Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 14, 2014
— Alex Harjo (@AlexHarjo) March 8, 2015
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
— Cheryl (@CherylCheryl94) April 14, 2015
I don't need a Fitbit. I need a device that has a hand come out & slap me when I reach for a donut. That's the thing I'll pay $140 to wear.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) December 1, 2015
If you gain extra pounds really fast, then have to move around with them, I'm pretty sure it counts as weight training.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) February 20, 2016
— Susan (@SuSkelly0) March 23, 2014
“i shouldn’t eat this” I say as I shove it into my mouth
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 2, 2016
The closest I've been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
— pauly casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) April 20, 2014